With the holiday season fast approaching, the Gutter City Post’s editorial staff has decided to share our 2022 holiday shopping suggestions for your family, friends, co-workers and even that one person who’s impossible to shop for.  First up: great gift options for any family member.

For Dad, how about a Gutter Cat Gang clone?  While your father’s days of wanton degeneracy may be over except for the pack of smokes in the backyard everyone pretends not to know about, a clone could be just the thing to make him feel like a degen for a day.  And what better way to bond with his kiddos than a shared interest?

For Mom, how about a Gutter Cat Gang clone?  A clone is a perfect way to show your mother you’ve reached the level of maturity and financial independence that parents want for their kids.  And encourage her to hang with the Gang (maybe not @Squiddlydiddly though).

For your siblings, how about Gutter Cat Gang clones?  If your siblings are over 21, this is an absolute no-brainer!  One trip to Miami, NYC, or Vegas in 2021-22 would have yielded more than the entire cost of the clone in just free food and beverage!  Regardless, a clone is a guarantee of a robust social media presence with thousands of active, non-bot followers, so your little brother can finally be the cup-stacking megainfluencer he quit medical school to become.

For that relative always nagging you about personal responsibility, how about a Gutter Cat Gang clone but don’t teach him about proper OpSec until he gets rekt?  That’ll teach him to run his mouth about your JPEGs…

And finally, for that relative who’s your idol whether or not she knows it?  A Gutter Cat.

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