Made in the USA might be printed on his lid, but this rat has been around. From the Midwest gutters he was assembled in, to the European gutters where he cut his teeth as a stuntman, MontEth stayed moving. Drawn to movies and TV, he is fast to remind you that he is merely biting his time until that perfect role falls in his lap. When he is not crashing into a scene, you can bet he’s at the track, racing, placing bets or doing what he does best and twisting metal around interesting objects at speed. His sponsors may not love it, but the fans eat up his crashes as much as the W’s and his cars get fixed as fast as he crunches them. Although the cars aren’t pretty, he has developed his own style and is known for the skeleton cars he drives, besides why bother painting something for an hour or two. Somewhere between a shopping cart with a motor and casket bottom on wheels, his cars breakup nicely at the slightest contact and the leaking fluids are sure to light up the crowd. The show never stops, and the line at the ambulance is no different. The lines may be long, but he never leaves until the last cast and forehead are signed. Since MontEth is often the cause of accidents, he also became a certified robo/ multi-species EVT and you can feel safe knowing that he will always get to you, assuming he is still conscious and alert. His crashes may be spectacular, but his wall of trophies shows that his “run it til the shit falls off” motto makes him a thrill to watch either win, bruised or draw. Still, he dreams of better sponsors and bigger crowds and his fans think he’s earned it. Like a rock band, dragging along some strange caravan of mismatched tour junkies, MontEth has his groupies and die hards that show up anywhere he goes. Even the local grocery stores consider him close to famous. Not so much that he gets special treatment, free things or the perks of real stardom, but they know his name and he is liked. It doesn’t hurt that so many of his friends from gutter elementary went on to be successes and he never misses a gutter party or reunion, usually sneaking in a performance or crash for his lifelong gang. There are plenty of rats in the gutter, but MontEth is built different and whether it’s on the big screen, the little screen or behind a cloud of smoke and debris, MontEth is one gutter rat you should keep an eye on. There is no doubt that he is going places, not just the emergency room.

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